Interesting quotes

I was just randomly surfing the website when I came across these quotes which I thought were quite interesting and some funny.


"Oh shit, he's even dumber than I thought"



A problem is only as big as your imagination. Fortunately, so is the solution.
Forget what everyone around you thinks you can do. The only person who truely knows you is you. If you aren't sure whether or not you can do something, all the more reason to try.

Laughable Quotes
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other ... "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts